Ally McBeal

QUIPS & QUOTES

"Love is an equation: a me and a you derives a we." - Richard

"Men love to be thought of as funny... except when they're in bed." - Elaine

"It's one thing to bring a child into the world, but our world?" - Georgia

"Problem is just a bleak word for challenge." - Richard

Georgia Thomas

"Love and law are the same. Romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection." - Ally

"Who wants to be balanced? Balance is overrated!" - Ally

"This is the problem with playing games -- somebody has to lose." - Renee

"I can't do anything about it, but I'd be happy to sympathize." - Richard

"The only thing I know about what just went on is that it just went on."

"I'm nothing if not redundant. I also repeat myself." - Richard

"Even if I get past all my problems I'm just going to go out and get new ones." - Ally

"It's not just winning. It's winning ugly that matters." - Richard

"I dont mind losing, it's high profile losing that is not good." - Richard

Richard Fish

"Men are like gum anyway. After you chew, they lose their flavor." - Ally

"Sometimes there's no point in the truth if the only thing it'll do is cause pain." - Ally

"It's not my style to care about others, but what's going on?" - Richard

"We're women. We have double standards to live up to." - Ally

"It's a party for everyone to come and look at you dead." - Georgia on wakes

"If we win we are heros, we pulled off a miracle. If we lose the wacko goes to jail, justice is served. It is a win/win!" - Richard

"Are we a joke to the outside world?" "The outside world just doesn't get the joke. Fishism." - Billy and Richard

"You can lead a man by the penis but it's the wrong way to tame him." - Ally to Renee

"New firm policy, listen up! Anybody who sues this firm or me, personally, we all drop whatever cases we are working on. We devote all of our intellectual and creative efforts to ruining that person's life. Are we clear? I don't want to stop short with just getting even. Retribution is not strong enough. Ruin, that is the goal. Irrverisible, irreptutable, irrational ruin! New firm policy!" - Richard

"Everyone is alone. It's just easier to take in a relationship." - Richard

"There comes a time in everyone's life when you have to go forth and be vicious!" - Richard

"Sometimes... when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing." - Ally

"Verbal spankings leave me wanting for more." - Richard

"The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win, Ally McBeal." - John

John Cage

"One of the keys to life is the fast forward. Every movie has its lousy parts. The trick is to fast forward through. As time passes, you look back and say `Oh.. that little adultery thing, oh that.' Fast forward to then, right now, and you are over it." - Richard

"Whoever said that plenty of fish in the sea thing was lying. Sometimes there's only one fish. Trust me." - Ally

"If you don't kiss a girl on the first date, you're a gentleman. If you don't on the second, you're gay." - Richard

"If you kiss him he may not stay forever but he won't be running off quick." - Billy

"Student loans, gone! Car payments--gone! Billy--" - Georgia
"GONE!" - Richard

"It's a face bra" - Elaine
"Elaine, you look like Hannibal Lechter!" - Ally

"Ally, there's a human sundial here to see you" - Elaine

Elaine Vassal

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