Ally McBeal

QUIPS & QUOTES
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Usually I'm quite fluid in my dismounts" - John

"How did I get to be such a mess so early in my life?" - Ally
"You've always been ahead of your time." - Billy

"A fat man, trying to squeeze through a narrow chimney, and I taunt him with Oreos and whole milk." - John

"She's two-thirds of a Rice Krispie Treat. She's already snapped, and crackled, and she's ready for the final pop." - Elaine

"Let's face it--she stands most guilty of being female! She's young, and attractive, and how dare she be aggressive on top of that!" - Whipper

"Whatever I add up to, I'm not her, am I." - Georgia
"Whatever she adds up to, she's not you." - Billy

"Did you fiddle with my wife's wattle?" - Billy

"Ally, you killed the inflatable man!" - Renee

"A lot of people forget what they're saying in a fit of rage, so I'll be happy to take the minutes." - Elaine

"Billy, I got a new pair of shoes. Wanna see them?" (she walks in wearing nothing BUT the shoes) - Georgia
"Well, did you get a good price?" - Billy

Billy Thomas

"If you think back, and replay your year, if it doesn't bring you tears of either joy or sadness, consider it wasted." - John

"Sometimes she just looks snappish." - Elaine

"Bitch!" - Billy
"Lawyer!" - Ally

"No, I don't think you're nuts, but I don't think that you have both feet on the ground either." - Whipper
"You mean some people do?" - Ally

"You can't win the raffle if you don't at least buy a ticket." - Harry

"You're a cracker, Ally!" - Tracey

"This is not normal therapy." - Ally
"You're not a normal person." - Tracey

"I'd call her a tramp, were I one to judge." - Elaine
"Yes, were you one." - Ally

"Marcia--can I call you Marcia?" - Richard
" I guess so, but my name is Mary." - Client

"Ally's depressed about her birthday. I know, I've been listening in on her phone calls." - Elaine

"Let me see your teeth." - Judge Boyle

"Ally! Hey, where've you been?" - Billy
"Out climbing Jack's beanstalk." - Elaine

"Tell someone who cares and send in the lawyer, will you?" - Mr. Little
"I am the lawyer." - Ally
"Dressed like that? Well, tell your boss I want pants. And while you're at it, tell him to throw in a penis." - Mr. Little

"Door snappish!" - Elaine

"It's not just a baby, Renee. It dances, it wiggles, it struts around." - Ally

"Listen, I don't need to pay for a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate who does it for free." - Ally

Renee Raddick

"Hey! No! Don't say you're sorry when you're not sorry. You didn't even look up to see who you bumped into. What if I was an old lady? I could've fallen down and broken a hip! I could be lying on my back in some HMO, my lungs filling up with phlegm 'till I'm on life support, draining my family of ever last cent of their inheritance while I asphyxiate on some half-hacked dried mucous! No! Don't say you're sorry when you're not sorry!" - Ally

"Why does everyone always come in here and say 'Ally'? And don't say because it's my name, I know it's my name! I don't need outside council to tell me my name, I know my name." - Ally

"I always know when people are talking about me. My left fibula itches." - Ally

"I'm actually luckier than most. I get to wake up each morning, glad to start a new day--grateful the last one is over." - Ally

"Today is going to be a...less bad day. I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and know everything is going to be...less bad." - Ally

"The truth is, I probably don't want to be too happy or content, 'cause then what? I actually like the quest, the search. That's the fun." - Ally

Ally McBeal

"I like being a mess. It's who I am." - Ally

"The more lost you are, the more you have to look forward to." - Ally

"That's very funny, because the other day I felt that we were going to get together and that's exactly where it happened. In your dreams." - Ally

"Helping others is never more beneficial than when it's in your own self-interest." - Richard

"Bygones." - Richard

"Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a fourth...you'll be thinking forever!" - Richard

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